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ALISHA LEHMANN left fans trying to piece together a jigsaw, after strangely tagging Cristiano Ronaldo in a Halloween post.
The former Aston Villa women’s footballer moved to Juventus women in the summer as she followed boyfriend Douglas Luiz over to Turin.
The Swiss international took is one of the best followed women’s footballers, with almost 17 million fans on Instagram and 380,000 on X, formerly known as Twitter.
Her latest social media post saw her celebrating the spooky season.
Lehmann, 25, was seen wearing a skin-tight black Halloween outfit, complete with a pair of high heels and black glasses.
She captioned the post with a trio of bat, pumpkin and black heart emojis.
However, fans were left confused by Lehmann tagging the official account of five-time Ballon d’Or winner and Al-Nassr ace Ronaldo.
Reacting to the post, one fan said: “Why tagging Ronaldo.”
A second said: “Tagging Ronaldo??”
A third added: “Douglas Luiz seeing her tag Ronaldo instead of him,” with a picture of someone being rained on.
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Another said: “The question is why did she tag Ronaldo?”
Lehmann has scored one goal in seven matches since joining Juventus.
The winger and Luiz, 26, became the first ever “couples transfer” this summer when they both made the switch from Aston Villa to Juventus.
The pair had been dating on-and-off for a while in the UK but took their relationship and footballing talents to Italy.
Speaking at the time, Lehmann said: “For Douglas and me to be together in the same club is a dream.
“We have often played in different cities, so being able to have these great adventures in the same place is something wonderful.”
Despite making the switch together, Lehmann has previously spoken out about the couple’s pay disparity at Juventus.
Luiz, who swapped the Midlands for Turin in a £50million deal, reportedly signed a contract with Juve worth around £100,000-a-week.
While Lehmann’s salary isn’t known, she was believed to be on £200,000-a-year at Villa Women.
The Swiss international told of her dismay at the pay gap in an interview with La Gazzetta dello Sport, she said: “Everyone would like to have the same salary.
“I often speak to Douglas at home about this and tell him it’s not fair. We do the same job, but he gets paid a hundred times more than me.
“It’s something that affects me because I’m a woman. Obviously, there’s still a long way to go on the path we’re on because there may never be equal pay.
“There will have to be a very strong will to make a change in this direction.”
Last month it was revealed the couple were the victims of a burgulary as thiefs made of with £416,000 worth of watches and jewellery.
CHINA will play host to the eighth ranking tournament of the season with the world’s best players heading to Nanjing this weekend.
The International Championship 2024 is one of the richest events on the snooker tour and the world’s top players will be desperate to take home the top prize next Sunday.
There remain question marks over whether Ronnie O’Sullivan will play – although at the time of writing he has not pulled out.
Zhang Anda took home the top prize last season, scoring a 147 in the final against Tom Ford to win his first ranking title.
Kyren Wilson, fresh off his dominant win in the Northern Ireland Open, is in action, as is losing finalist Judd Trump.
The tournament is usually a good marker of a player’s form heading into the UK Championship in York, considered the second biggest on the calendar after the World Championships.
THE aim of snooker is to clear the table of all balls - and achieving it in an incredible 147 break is the ultimate goal.
The rectangular table features green baize, a baulk line and semi-circle, known as the D.
It has six pockets, four in each corner and two midway down both long sides.
There are 15 red balls which are arranged in a triangular shape.
There are also six colour balls, and the white cue ball.
Each colour sits on its own designated spot at the start of the game.
While red balls are worth one point when potted, the colours all have a different value.
In ascending order these are:
The first player will cue off and must hit at least one of the red balls in the triangle.
If they pot a red, they can then continue by potting a colour.
However, if no red is potted then their opponent will play the next shot – going for a red first.
Each player must first pot a red ball when it’s their turn to play. If nothing is pocketed it is the other player’s turn at the table.
After each red is potted they must then follow with a colour, then a red, then a colour, and so on.
Whilst there are still red balls on the table, the potted colour balls are returned to their designated spot.
Once all the red balls are pocketed, the player at the table must pot the colours in the order as outlined above.
If they miss then their opponent will have the opportunity to clear the table.
A 147 is a maximum break when all reds are potted by one player in one stint at the table.
In order to achieve 147, the player must pot all 15 reds with 15 blacks for 120 points.
They must then clear all the colours, concluding with the black for 27 points.
During play the rules state that the cue must only touch the white cue ball.
The cue ball also must hit the correct colour ball – reds or colours in order.
If it hits the incorrect colour then a foul is called.
If the cue ball fails to hit any ball or is pocketed it is also a foul.
The player’s turn at the table ends if they play a foul shot.
Players are also penalised if they touch any ball on the table with their person.
A full schedule of matches and the latest results, as well as the latest information on the tournament.
The tournament in China is one of the richest events on the circuit, with with the winner taking home £175,000 and the total prize fund sitting at £825,000.
The breakdown is as follows:
NINTENDO Switch gamers have days to pick up a three-strong gaming bundle worth £54 for under £2.
The bargain deal includes a “must have” horror title, as well as a game from the popular Warhammer franchise.
The Action Games Bundle, available on Nintendo’s eShop, has had its price tag slashed by 96 per cent.
The bundle includes Syndrome, Deflector, and Warhammer 40,000: Dakka Squadron for just £1.79.
But it’s worth noting that this deal ends at midnight on 8 November.
Syndrome, a game worth £19.99 on its own, has been described by one player on Metacritic as a “must-have for the horror enthusiast”.
“You’ve got the usual *something gone wrong* here, and you pick up right after the chaos starts,” they add.
“There are disgusting enemies and gruesome dead bodies and backstories that can be read (some worse than the visuals), and a few twists here and there that might get you off guard.
“While not completely original, the game is solid and fun.”
Another gamer added that the title is “creepy” – perfect for a spooky weekend.
It also includes combat which they noted was a “refreshing feature in this genre”.
Syndrome is a PEGI 18 rated game, however, which brings the age rating of the entire bundle up.
Deflector, while rated PEGI 7, is a self-described “hack and slash” game.
It’s usually £20 on Nintendo’s eShop, but is currently reduced to £1.79 on its own.
Warhammer 40,000: Dakka Squadron is an aerial shooter which Nintendo usually sells for £17.99 outside of the bundle.
The title has won mixed reviews for repetitive gameplay, but funny characters and tabletop lore appear to have won gamers hearts.
“I love the humorous writing and lively characters, which make the experience even more enjoyable,” one player wrote in a Steam review.
“Whether you’re dogfighting or completing objectives, the fast-paced gameplay keeps you on your toes. Overall, it’s an easy recommend!”
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IF you’re constantly waking up to layers of condensation on your windows, Amazon might have the answer.
Homeowners can prevent mould forming on their damp walls with this budget buy.
Condensation tends to form on your windows when moist air comes into contact with the cold glass.
If left to set in, condensation can contribute to the growth of mould around your windows.
You can prevent this by sufficiently sealing the areas around your windows.
The Condensation Strip Sealant Tape is currently available for just £7.16 from Amazon.
They are designed to absorb moisture in the air, preventing droplets from forming on windows.
The cloud-pattern can also add a splash of colour to your windows and room.
According to manufacturers, the strips of tape are a “good helper for condensation.”
The sealant tape is designed to be used anywhere in the home, including on windows, wall corners, cooktops, and sinks.
Bathroom sealant strip are also available for kitchens, bathrooms, toilets.
They are suitable for absorbing water and keeping your countertops dry.
One shopper offered an additional tip to help the tape last even longer.
“In the morning, make sure you open your windows to allow air in to dry the strips otherwise they can sit a bit soggy,” she explained.
Other impressed shoppers shared their thoughts on the tape in the review section.
“The window in my daughter’s room is always full of condensation even with the dehumidifier on over night, making some black mould all around the window,” shared another customer.
“[I] cleaned the window, added the strip with no issue whatsoever, and I have to admit it makes a massive difference!
Condensation is water droplets that form on a window when moist air comes into contact with a cold surface.
Condensation occurs when:
Air cools
Warmer air can hold more moisture than cooler air. When moist air touches a cold surface, like a window, the water vapour in the air turns into liquid water droplets.
Windows are colder than walls
Windows are often colder than insulated walls, so condensation is more likely to occur on them.
Windows are poorly insulated
Poorly insulated windows can lead to condensation, especially if they are made of aluminium, which conducts heat quickly. If left untreated, it can lead to mould and other serious problems.
“You would have just a small amount of condensation that will dry quick. Will definitely get some more!”
“I wasn’t sure what to expect. These work really well, really soak the condensation up,” agreed a third person.
“Didn’t know if this would work on the windows but I must say I think it’s really helping,” said another shopper.
“First day or two, not a lot [and] from then on no more condensation on the windows.”
“Bought [some] for my mum who has single glazing in [an] old building. Works well for small pane windows. Stick near top for best results,” suggested one buyer.
A MAN has revealed that he cheated on his girlfriend with her mother.
The young man confessed that things all started when his girlfriend’s mum invited herself round to his home.
But things quickly progressed into naughty text messages and even lingerie snaps, which then ended with a steamy ‘dream-like’ sex session.
Keen to share his story, the anonymous man took to social media to reveal all, leaving many open-mouthed.
Posting on Reddit, on the r/confession thread, the man wrote under the username @RedKlot and titled his post ‘I Slept with my Girlfriend’s Mother’.
He then explained: “I’ve always wanted to talk about this. Here’s my confession.
“A couple of years ago, I cheated on my girlfriend with her mother.
“We were young. I was 21 and she was 18. We met and started dating around three years before this happened.
“My girlfriend at the time was very cute, very kind, and very undeserving of being cheated on, especially by her mother. But it happened all the same.
“I never thought I would ever be the one to cheat. I’ve seen the TV show cheaters in my youth and thought “how the hell could anyone cheat on someone like that.” Little did I know that I would become what I mocked.”
The man revealed how things initially started, as he shared: “The seeds were planted in a car ride home with my girlfriend, her mother, and myself.
“I’m not sure how it started but the question came up of who I thought the most beautiful girl in the world was. Of course, I say my beautiful girlfriend, and think that’s the end of it.
“Little did I realise that I had upset her mother by this comment. So much so she had texted me later that same day saying that she had been hurt by what I said in the car.
“I was shocked. I wondered what I could have said that could have hurt her. She goes on to inform me that she wants to be appreciated as a woman and when I said her daughter was so beautiful she felt jealous and goes on to say that every woman wants to feel beautiful.
“I am trying to agree with her and talk with her as I felt as she might affect my seeing of my girlfriend if she were to be mad at me. They were very close and I didn’t want anyone being mad or upset with anyone else.
“She comes to agree it wasn’t a jab at her being ugly or anything. Quite the opposite.
“I told her she was a beautiful woman at her age. I also told her she looked way better than many of the women around her age.”
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Whilst the young man thought his comments were innocent, it prompted his girlfriend’s mum to open up on her feelings for him.
He continued: “My comments had pure intentions but I can see looking back where things start to turn.
“She was very happy with my comments about her. So much so that she reveals that her and her daughter have the same taste in men and she had thought I was cute ever since she brought me home.
“This of course gets my heart beating and we continue to text each other for a number of days. What was originally just us making sure everything was okay became truthful conversation about ourselves.”
Over a number of texts she sends me a photo of herself in the lingerie
Reddit poster
Not only this, but things then progressed into flirty texts and even underwear snaps, as he claimed: “Before long things escalated as she told me her husband doesn’t acknowledge her the same way she is used to and it’s tearing her up inside. This is where things start to get crazy with the texts.
“She tells me they’ve tried every position in the “book” and even wore lingerie to spice up the bedroom to no avail.
“Of course this peaks my honey young mind and over a number of texts she sends me a photo of herself in the lingerie.
“Even at this point I was blissfully unaware of what we were stepping into.”
Things then went even further, when his girlfriend’s mum invited herself to his home.
The man admitted: “Things came to a climax when we finally crossed the line. I was at home with no one else around for the rest of the weekend and I had asked my girlfriend if she would like to come over that night.
“She really wanted to but ultimately decided against it. I was fine with her not being over but unbeknownst to me, she was talking to her mother about how I was alone and maybe this is where she got the idea but she texted me later that night asking if she could come over for a visit and I accepted.
“I asked if my girlfriend would be joining as well and she said it was just her. This made my heart race. I wasn’t sure why but I was getting excited.
“Before I knew it, she was over and things were about to get crazy. I brought her in, we made a B-line for the bed and sat at the foot of it and we turned to each other looking deep into each other’s eyes.
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“I’m fuzzy on who started but someone went in for a kiss and that turned into a make out session. This of course led to us beginning to take off our clothes.
“She was very nervous and asked if we could turn off the lights. I agreed and after the lights got shut off we proceeded to touch our bodies.”
The man claimed that the pair then had a “dream-like sex session” with “no condoms in sight.”
He confessed that the sex session “wasn’t planned” and left him with mixed emotions, as he explained: “I maybe shouldn’t have done this but after we cleaned up I almost completely kicked her out due to me and my lack of knowing how to deal with this.
You dirty dog!
Reddit user
“I regretfully should have been there for her, given where we ended up. I just couldn’t think about anything except me ruining my relationship with an amazing girl, with her mother no less.
“After this we spoke a good number of times. Got things straightened out and decided it would be best to come clean to everyone. We did so.”
After admitting what they had done to others, the man wrote: “It was tough. We didn’t know what would happen.
“Fast forward through countless hard times and many days of dedication and hard work and respect gained, we ended up maintaining a healthy relationship for a number of years after until they eventually moved away from me and we broke up that way.
“This is my tale. Thanks for reading. I can go into greater detail for those who wish. Learn from my mistakes. Results definitely vary.”
Reddit users were left open-mouthed at the man’s story and quickly flocked to the comments to share their thoughts.
One person said: “Oh my god I can’t believe you guys came clean about it.”
Another added: “You dirty dog!”
Meanwhile, a third asked: “So she let her mother visit you alone without raising an eyebrow?”
To this, the Reddit poster confirmed: “I later found out she had told her family she had to run an errand.
“She was always running a tight ship at the house so she was the one who’d usually catch something like this happening but since she was involved no one knew.”
HELLO Kitty fans are going wild, as Primark has launched a brand new range inspired by the iconic Japanese cat.
Christmas is fast approaching, and many of us are on the hunt for the perfect gifts to show our loved ones how much we care.
And Hello Kitty loves are in for a treat, as the new Primark collection has everything from dog toys to gift bags.
Sharing a selection of some of the highlights from the collection, Primark’s TikTok page said: “Hello Kitty lovers, this one’s for you.”
Pet lovers can treat their furry friends to an adorable chew toy, in the shape of the legendary cat, whilst parents can treat their kids to a large stuffed toy of the character, for £10.
Christmas lovers can also decorate their homes with a singing Hello Kitty toy and Christmas tree, whilst kids will be overjoyed on Christmas day to open the £5 puzzle and festive gem by numbers.
You can even wrap your gifts up in a sweet Hello Kitty gift bag, priced at just 80p.
Shoppers have flooded the comments section of Primark’s video, to share their love for the new collection.
One person said: “Honestly thank you Primark for making affordable Hello Kitty things.”
A second person said: “I’m so excited.”
A third person said: “Sprinting to Primark.”
A fourth added: “OMG, I can’t deal!”
And Hello Kitty isn’t the only iconic character that has landed on Primark shelves recently.
Grinch fans have also been left in a frenzy over a brand new collection honouring the Christmas hating character.
The range includes Grinch pjs, which could be perfect for wearing on Christmas Day.
They have a number of comfy options, from fleecy onesies to mix and match loungewear – and they were even adorable baby grows too.
Primark said: “Available to Click & Collect in selected UK stores or check stock in your local store.”
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On TikTok Primak showed items from the full range, including cushions, slippers and a travel pillow.
Perfect for parties, Primark is also selling fun headbands with Grinch bobbles on the top, along with scrunchie sets.
No wardrobe is complete without a Christmas jumper or a bold shirt, and there are also Grinch versions of these to snap up with the slogan “Merry Whatever.”
Primark bosses say: “We wouldn’t normally advocate feeling Grinchy but this is one occasion we’ll allow it!”
ALEX IWOBI has released the music video for his second single “What’s Luv?”
The Fulham star, 28, launched his music career with debut EP “Don’t Shoot” earlier this year.
Iwobi’s fellow footballers Chuba Akpom and Medy Elito also featured on “Don’t Shoot”.
The former Arsenal midfielder’s second track is described as “a celebration of his African roots with a blend of Afro–Swing mixed with Rap”.
For the song, Iwobi collaborated with pal SPKS and MBrown.
The Nigeria international has described music as an ideal outlet for him off the pitch.
He said: “Music has always been a passion of mine, and a way for me to express myself away from football, music is a great tool and I’ve always used it as a productive way to share how I feel.
“Historically no Premier League player has brought out music with their name and face attached to it, but I like to be different and make a difference.
“Growing up in an area of London that is challenging for some people, I know how hard it can be and I’m grateful to have a
platform to try and make a difference.
“I don’t want young people to feel they have to fit in just one box. I want them to be encouraged to achieve their dreams, to put their focus into positive things.
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“Creating music doesn’t take anything away from my football, it actually helps me switch off.
“I will always work hard and try to improve in my sport, but this is a good use of my spare time.”
Fans on social media have been loving Iwobi’s second release.
One wrote: “Great retirement plan. And it’s not nonsense.”
While a second gushed: “Ok Iwobi this is a vibe. Permission to help u push it.”
A third gushed: “This is a solid jam.”
And another added: “Banger off and on the pitch!!!”
Iwobi has been in good form for Fulham this season.
Last time out he scored on his return to Everton as the Cottagers earned a 1-1 draw.
Marco Silva‘s side will return to action on Monday night when they host Brentford in a West London derby.
DAVID DE GEA has “still got it” after performing heroics for Fiorentina.
The Spaniard joined the Serie A side in August having spent a season as a free agent after leaving Manchester United.
But the former Red Devils stopper, 33, has not missed a step and produced a Man of The Match performance against Genoa.
De Gea made a string of sensational saves, the best of the lot coming after tipping Johan Vasquez’s header over the bar.
Incredible stats revealed he is now first in save percentages, second in stops made over 90 minutes, sixth in goals prevented with three clean sheets.
Fiorentina are also on a six-match unbeaten streak with De Dea between the posts as one said: “He’s still got it in him.”
Another fan said: “What a keeper.”
One hailed: “Impressive form well done De Gea.”
Another gushed: “Who would have guessed he would be incredible…”
De Gea also posted on social media: “Big big victory, we continue the chase to our aims.”
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He joined United from Atletico Madrid in 2011 and spent 12 years with the club, winning a Premier League title, Europa League, FA Cup and League Cup.
De Gea also won United’s Player of The Season award FOUR times but was overlooked by Erik ten Hag, who instead signed Andre Onana.
Ten Hag has since been sacked with Ruben Amorim expected to leave Sporting Lisbon to replace the Dutchman.